NBA Reportedly Looking At Changes After Pitiful All-Star Game

By Cody McClure

The NBA All-Star Game could be seeing big changes next year.

That’s a great sign, you know, the day after your all-star game. That big changes are coming.

Must mean it did really well.

The NBA really sucks right now, so much so that its own announcers openly rip it.

So. How about we do a $1 million 1-on-1 tournament? And maybe have a 5 p.m. ET start time. That should fix it, right?

If that’s not enough, would big-name stars in the dunk contest make you watch?

Cool, me neither.

I know it’s popular to criticize the pro game today, but it’s just damn near unwatchable.

Feels to me like the NBA needs drastic changes. Like abolishing the 3-point line or something.

Anyway, they’re trying to make it better next year apparently.

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