Arkansas Football Look Alikes
By Tucker Harlin
It’s been a long two weeks but I’m back with look alikes for the Arkansas football team ahead of their matchup with the Vols!
Per usual, we’ll start with the offensive side of the ball. Up first is receiver Isaiah Sategna, an instate player whose role on the offense is critical.
There’s a certain famous retired NBA player from Arkansas that you know by the name of Scottie Pippen. Pippen and Sategna look nothing alike, but here’s a side by side of Scotty Pippen Jr and Sategna. He’s like Pippen Jr with dreads.
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Up next is tight end Luke Hasz, who looks suspiciously similar to a beloved former Tennessee baseball center fielder.
Hasz missed a considerable amount of time between this year and last for Arkansas with injury. Maybe Drew Gilbert’s secretly sabotaging Vitello’s old stomping grounds just to spite Dave Van Horn?
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While we’re on the subject of baseball players Arkansas has a wide receiver named Monte Harrison who looks suspiciously similar to another former baseball player.
Oh wait. That’s the same guy.
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For those who are unaware, 29-year old Monte Harrison spent time in the major league with both the Miami Marlins and Milwaukee Brewers. He went to Arkansas to try his hand at football.
Going back to the tight ends group, we have Maddox Lassiter.
Lassiter looks like he was born to play quarterback at Texas A&M but never got an offer so he had to play tight end at Arkansas.
That may be a confusing explanation, but he looks like some strange combo of Nick Starkel, Conner Weigman, and Zach Calzada. It’s like how every Georgia quarterback not named Carson Beck over the last 15 years looks like a different version of the same guy.
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Moving up front, we have guard Josh Braun, who looks like a bearded version of a proud (or not so proud) founder of an American pizza delivery chain.
I think it’s the hair and red jersey that’s making me see the resemblance. Hopefully Braun knows better than to eat 40 pizzas in the next 30 days.
This next one is a first. I’ve never used Harry Potter characters in a look alikes compilation, but there’s a first time for everything. (Editor’s note: RIP Maggie Smith 1934-2024)
Dudley Dursley isn’t the most likable characters among Harry Potter fans, but if he grew a bit of facial hair in the movies, you’d get Arkansas offensive lineman Brooks Edmonson.
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I’ve only got a pair on the defensive end this week.
Up first on defense is lineman Anton Juncaj. This guy looks like he could pass as D.J. Khaled in an alternate universe
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Last but not least, we have senior corner Hudson Clark.
If you’ve been on a tour of college campus in the last 15 years, the guy giving you the tour probably looked something like this. I don’t have direct comparison for this one, just use your imagination.
