An Oklahoma Diss Track No One Asked for But Got Anyway

By Tucker Harlin

Which one of you created this monstrosity?

I’m not and never will be in the business of telling fans how to fan, but Pineapple Musk was really feeling himself when he created the piece of outsider art known as “Brent Vegetables.”

“Cheeks are sunken canyons,” “brains of a small shrub,” and “dumb as wooden grass” are some analogies I might have to start borrowing on The Blitz because I’ve never heard them before, yet they are incredibly descriptive.

Okay, Brent Venables does look a bit like those pictures of Prince Philip that came out in his dying days. somehow very lively over there on the Sooners sideline.

Credit: Clemson Athletics and Daily Express

Surely this isn’t the best work of art Vol Twitter puts out in the coming days. I guess somebody had to respond to Bob Stoops misspelling Josh Heupel’s name, the bet that Venables should be fired if he loses to Heupel, and “turkey neck.”

I’m honestly shocked this one hasn’t been out and about on the internet more.

In the meantime, Pineapple Musk has me interested in what he can do for the Florida and Alabama games.