The Definitive Top Five Of Fast-Food/Speedy Casual Burgers


I have seen a fair amount of debate on Twitter about which burger chain is the best. The response has been extremely upsetting and borderline criminal.

See Exhibit A:

Below you will find a definitive list of Fast-Food and Speedy Casual Burger joints.

To preface, I am a professional fat-ass, and I know my way around a dinner table QUITE well. So already, my credentials are better than the guy who eats ketchup with his steak (Billy Williford).

With that said, we will start with this soirée with a couple of honorable mentions.