We Must Deport The Illegals That Robbed Joe Burrow Allegedly

Image: Associated Press

By Cody McClure

Send ‘em back!

Four Chilean nationals were arrested recently in connection to the burglary at Joe Burrow’s house in December.

Four men were pulled over while smoking grass in Ohio back on January 10th, and when the cops searched the car, they found all kinds of shit — including a couple of punch tools typically used by thieves to break into houses.

An affidavit also said police found an "old LSU shirt and Bengals hat believed to be stolen from the December 9, 2024 burglary in Hamilton County, Ohio."

Hilarious. Just riding around with burglary souvenirs.

Apparently one of the cell phones they had pinged back to the site of the burglary, too.

"All four males were identified as being illegally in the country or overstaying their permissions," the arrest report said.

The men all had fake IDs.

Begin the deportations now.

And while you’re at it, deport anyone who does not believe Joe Burrow is an elite quarterback (Jon Reed).