Loser Dan Wolken Upset About Swearing In Locker Room

By Cody McClure

I hate Dan Wolken.

He may be the actual worst of the worst when it comes to the Big J college football journalists.

The guy is always bitching and moaning about something that nobody cares about.

But that makes sense, because what a little bitch Dan Wolken is.

Oh no, there was swearing in a locker room. How will Dan recover?

“Bizarre scenes" in the Notre Dame locker room last night apparently.

So bizarre that absolutely nobody else there covering the event felt the need to cry about it on X.

Reporters were sworn at???

It must have been absolutely devastating. Except that it wasn’t because, again, nobody else mentioned it.

Yet another cry for attention from Dipshit Dan.

Bizarre scenes from the Notre Dame locker room, players yelling at reporters, coaches warning people not to ask certain questions. Amateur hour.

— Dan Wolken (@DanWolken) January 21, 2025

I think that if the locker room is open, which it is for the CFP, reporters should be able to go in there and respectfully ask questions without being sworn at. If a player doesn’t want to talk, that’s fine.

— Dan Wolken (@DanWolken) January 21, 2025