It’s Not All Smiles And Glory Holes, Says Jerry Jones
By Cody McClure
Aww shucks. Sorry, Jerry, RAINBOWS is what we were looking for. The answer was RAINBOWS.
We would have even accepted SUNSHINE or FLOWERS, too.
But not GLORY HOLES … unfortunately.
Does Jerry Jones know what a glory hole is??
Something tells me he does.
I just can’t figure out why he chose to use the term here.
"There’s a very low percentage of this that is smiles and glory holes. Very low percentage."
Obviously some Dallas Cowboys fans are not happy about Jerry hiring Brian Schottenheimer.
I guess his point was, it’s not always going to be perfect for Cowboys fans. And the job’s not always going to be easy for him.
And certainly not everyone is always going to be happy. But that’s life.
“Suck it up, buttercup” comes to mind. Maybe that’s what he meant. Something getting sucked up … but just … well.
Sometimes you don’t get the hire you want.
Sometimes you don’t get to smile.
Sometimes you don’t get to go to the glory hole.
Deal with it, Cowboys fans.