Cody’s Corner: Is Paige Bueckers Hot? The Chat Is Divided
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By Cody McClure
Last evening I found myself alarmed when one of my friends called Paige Bueckers the “Susan Boyle of women’s basketball.”
It began a hotly-debated discussion in my group chat.
It’s the question everyone has been wondering about.
Is Paige Bueckers hot? Let’s discuss.
There are seven guys in our text chat.
Four of them, who all happen to be married or about to be married, say that Paige Bueckers is not hot.
“She looks like a shrew with makeup on.”
“If you think she’s hot you are REALLY down bad.”
“Never been more dry in my life.”
“No one is trying to make out with her at the party.”
Two of the fellas, me included, think she is very hot while one of the other guys said she is “fine.”
So I’m in the minority here but I feel strongly about this.
And you know, as some of the boys pointed out, perhaps this is more of an indictment on me and my other friend that we are just too horny while the married guys aren’t because they are more satisfied.
Who knows.
As my ally put it, “well they had their sex drive removed by getting married.”
It’s also worth asking … As a bunch of guys aged 30+ or almost 30, how old is too old for us to be discussing the hotness of college girls?
Are we creeps?
My big, bald, beautiful partner in the morning Jon Reed says he’s more in the camp of my married friends. Something about “she’s manly.”
Jackie Boy, our producer, however agrees with me that she’s attractive.
And most importantly to me here, two female voices in the office — females know more about females who are attractive and those who aren’t — today both told me that Paige is hot.
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Are my friends gay? Possibly. I definitely called them that for saying Paige is ugly.
I think ultimately what it comes down to, maybe, is do you prefer model beauty or girl next door beauty? Because to me a regular hot girl trumps a model.
Something about her feeling more attainable maybe, idk.
But I will not come off this take. I think Paige Bueckers is hot.
And one of my opps in the chat even admitted, finally, “I just want her to look like Cameron Brink.”
If you have thoughts on this you can let me know in the comments.
The Super Bowl is Sunday and I’m really looking forward to the fellowship.
Especially since last year I watched it alone in a dark room in Los Angeles with Iranian 49ers fans screaming next door.
I will be making my legendary Sunday Gravy for those in attendance at our party.
Not mine but that’s about how it should look.
It will be an all-day process and my friends will bitch that it’s not ready in a timely fashion.
But you don’t rush the Sunday Gravy.
The time and love it takes is what makes it great.
Only the best quality basil.
Homemade, rolled by hand meatballs
Freshly-chopped garlic and onion. None of that pre-packaged shit.
High-quality meats for flavoring the gravy (must have pork on the bone and sausages).
A splash of red wine and butter
Only the finest San Marzano tomatoes.
There are other secrets but I can’t tell you everything.
There’s simply no shortcut to great sauce.
Enjoy the Super Bowl. TTYL