Why Your Team Sucks: The Florida Gators

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This is it. This is the post I have been itching to write for months. And it’s finally here. Granted, the Tennessee-Florida rivalry did start up a little early this year, but still, this is the weekend it all goes down. So, in the immortal words of the late John Ward: “It’s time.” Florida SUCKS,…

By The Numbers: Tennessee vs. Florida

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This Saturday, Tennessee will take the field against hated rival Florida. Despite both teams just hoping to get to a bowl game, many things are still on the line. Some analysts have even gone as far as saying this Florida-Tennessee matchup “will be the biggest game in a decade,” and it’s pretty hard to argue…

Show Me My Opponent: Florida

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Two words: F— DEM. You don’t need a Show Me My University Opponent on Florida. You know everything there is to know, so here’s what I wrote last year: If you’re reading this, you hate them. It’s simple. The University of Florida, responsible for giving the world Aaron Hernandez, Marco Rubio, Cris Collinsworth, Dan Bilzerian, Teez…

5 Keys For A Tennessee Win Over Florida

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1. Protect The Quarterback/Running Backs It goes without saying that the offensive line needs help. This unit has struggled through three games thus far, even against inferior competition. Nonetheless, this is the most important component heading into Saturday’s game. The play of this group will affect every other unit. It would be a tremendous help…

What We Know About Tennessee So Far In 2018

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Three weeks have passed and we’ve watched the Vols play three games, here is what we know about the team so far: Jarrett Guarantano is finally shaping up to be the quarterback we thought he would be After a turbulent 2017, many people questioned Guarantano’s ability. During the offseason, the fanbase was split on who…

Vols Position Report Card: UTEP

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An early kickoff made for a sluggish start for Tennessee on Saturday. This was a slightly tougher task than last week, but that’s not saying much. UTEP is one of the most disadvantaged FBS teams in the country. Tennessee took care of business 24-0, but one group continues to disappoint. OFFENSE Quarterbacks: A- Jarrett Guarantano…

By The Numbers: Tennessee vs. UTEP

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Saturday, the Tennessee Volunteers will take on the University of Texas at El-Paso (UTEP) Miners in Neyland Stadium. In what is likely to end up being be a pretty straightforward game, Tennessee will try to collect its second win of the season, while UTEP is still looking for its first. Just in case you don’t…

Show Me My Opponent: UTEP

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Hey, Tennessee won! That’s good. Also, there’s barely any injuries, aside from your starting center getting to play exactly one game and the most explosive running back on the roster maybe being out this week. Onward. Last week’s game against ETSU was mostly an expected result, though Tennessee dropping 21 more points than I expected…