Show Me My Opponent: “Georgia”

They’re good. We aren’t. Let’s go bowling. As currently constructed, there is no use in previewing this game. Tennessee enters Athens as a 32.5 point (as of Monday, and I’m not going to bother to check this number again) underdog. For some reason, this is the CBS Game of the Week. I can only imagine…

Show Me My Opponent: George Costanza

Just read this. Shoutout to /r/ockytop. For me personally, Costanza is a perfect (if perhaps unintentional) truth-seeker of everything terrible about being a 9-to-5 worker in America. No one takes risks, and we’re all stuck in a malaise of disappointment and regret for years on end. Costanza, in his job, breaks this mold by continuously…

Show Me My Opponent: Drive-By Truckers

Here’s what I wrote about DBT last year: The best rock band of the 2000s got there not because they were the prettiest-sounding or had the best connections. They just rocked the hardest. If you can name another group out there that could have lost a talent like Jason Isbell and then went on to make…

Show Me My Opponent: 3:30 PM

Here’s everything else you could be doing at 3:30 PM that isn’t TV-related: Go on a walk Go fishing (it’s supposed to be partly cloudy, I think) Go eat somewhere I guess Get drunk and talk about the DH rule in baseball Go to the Sears Outlet off of Cedar Bluff and grab some socks…

Show Me My Opponent: Athens

If you, for some reason, have decided to go to Saturday’s game, bless you, you poor soul. But hey, you get to enjoy the best city in the SEC: Athens. Athens rules, and has to be an utterly incredible place to attend college. Here’s the best aspects of one of the South’s best cities. DRINKING. Any…

Why Your Team Sucks: The Florida Gators

This is it. This is the post I have been itching to write for months. And it’s finally here. Granted, the Tennessee-Florida rivalry did start up a little early this year, but still, this is the weekend it all goes down. So, in the immortal words of the late John Ward: “It’s time.” Florida SUCKS,…