Show Me My Opponent: 3:30 PM

Here’s everything else you could be doing at 3:30 PM that isn’t TV-related: Go on a walk Go fishing (it’s supposed to be partly cloudy, I think) Go eat somewhere I guess Get drunk and talk about the DH rule in baseball Go to the Sears Outlet off of Cedar Bluff and grab some socks…

Show Me My Opponent: Athens

If you, for some reason, have decided to go to Saturday’s game, bless you, you poor soul. But hey, you get to enjoy the best city in the SEC: Athens. Athens rules, and has to be an utterly incredible place to attend college. Here’s the best aspects of one of the South’s best cities. DRINKING. Any…

Why Your Team Sucks: The Florida Gators

This is it. This is the post I have been itching to write for months. And it’s finally here. Granted, the Tennessee-Florida rivalry did start up a little early this year, but still, this is the weekend it all goes down. So, in the immortal words of the late John Ward: “It’s time.” Florida SUCKS,…

By The Numbers: Tennessee vs. Florida

This Saturday, Tennessee will take the field against hated rival Florida. Despite both teams just hoping to get to a bowl game, many things are still on the line. Some analysts have even gone as far as saying this Florida-Tennessee matchup “will be the biggest game in a decade,” and it’s pretty hard to argue…

Show Me My Opponent: Florida

Two words: F— DEM. You don’t need a Show Me My University Opponent on Florida. You know everything there is to know, so here’s what I wrote last year: If you’re reading this, you hate them. It’s simple. The University of Florida, responsible for giving the world Aaron Hernandez, Marco Rubio, Cris Collinsworth, Dan Bilzerian, Teez…