I know you’re thinking: “Seriously?! Why???” I give you three reasons:
- Because it’s better than reading another boring-ass-way-too-early Top 25.
- How else are you going to pretend to work today?
- Just admit that you’ve always had a crush on a Disney princess. Don’t you want to see if she’s your arch rival?
If that doesn’t compel you, then I’ve got nothing else for ya. It’s the off season… you dumbass.