While Missouri threatened to make it interesting, the Vols ended up running away from the Tigers, 35-12, on Saturday. And, as the great @suckmyvols said so eloquently:
We are done losing to East trash
— Young Phillip Fulmer (@suckmyvols) October 3, 2020
Amen.
So, the hellscape of Twitter wasn’t as good of a salt mine as it was last week, but I still hammered away with my pick axe for you guys, so you’re welcome.
Which school would you trade Missouri for? Virginia Tech? Oklahoma? FSU? Louisville? I’m partial to West Virginia, myself.
Per usual, the official football account replies are the go-to
Honestly, does anyone think the best coaching staff in the world can make up for the lack of talent that is on this Mizzou team?
— Some Person (@sleepy_n_tired) October 3, 2020
Coach Drink has put us in a hole two weeks in a row by starting Robinson and execoQB runs. Needs to start CB for he is poised and gets his playmakers involved.
— John Stevens (@JohnSte24897986) October 3, 2020
Gulp
— Six Pack (@sixpackpod) October 4, 2020
Mizzou Athletics marketing: “Just Compete” is a positive and realistic slogan for a young team with a new coach. It’s perfect.
Mizzou Football: “Slow down there, buckaroo”
— Murad Defense (@MuradDefense) October 3, 2020
Headline should read, “Next beatdown will be by LSU.”
— Jack bauer (@stlcardsfan1977) October 3, 2020
Fucking hate the vols.
— J (@Stang0002) October 3, 2020
We are 5-4 against Tenn since coming to the SEC..
— TheJoseyWales (@TheJoseyWales2) October 3, 2020
*It will be 5-5 after next year and so on and so on.
These guys didn’t tweet a whole lot
— Barstool Mizzou (@BarstoolMizzou) October 3, 2020
Perfect description
Pain.
— The Antlers (@The_Antlers) October 3, 2020
Stages of grief in real time
LOL, get grabbed, get called for pass interference
— ROCK Mask NATION (@RockMNation) October 3, 2020
KEEP FIGHTING
— ROCK Mask NATION (@RockMNation) October 3, 2020
— ROCK Mask NATION (@RockMNation) October 3, 2020
Little Rascals was one of my favorite movies as a kid.
@SECOfficiating just tell us you hate us
— Julien Cheek (@JulienCheek) October 3, 2020
Lmao get owned
We gonna ignore this obvious block in the back? pic.twitter.com/CcZCR2mkOk
— Brandon Kiley (@BKSportsTalk) October 3, 2020
When your dude on the sideline gets alpha’d by a true freshman
Stiff arm to the FACE pic.twitter.com/fdJfbhLDiN
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) October 3, 2020
https://twitter.com/Mizzounewss/status/1312445868994248705
Yeah beating a team with high school players is such a accomplishment
— William Parish (@TigerWill06) October 3, 2020
Our team is ass
— William Parish (@TigerWill06) October 3, 2020
Stay classy Tennessee. #Mizzou #SEC pic.twitter.com/iDP4ZtYLjb
— that'slikeyouropinionman (@youropinionman2) October 3, 2020
And here is the best of the rest
I may have to walk back this statement but dammit I think Mizzou can beat the Vols Saturday. Tennessee is overrated as always. I think they’ll be in for a rude awakening come Saturday. Go Tigers!
— Jay Brian (@jaybrian2009) September 28, 2020
Considering you won by 4 last season and are 3-5 against Missouri I wouldn’t be getting too confident.
— Jay Brian (@jaybrian2009) September 29, 2020
Beating a dogshit Mizzou is not an accomplishment, Tennessee
— Joseph Yun 🔰 (@2Yoon2ZeroBlitz) October 3, 2020
I fucking hate Tennessee #Mizzou
— Fuck the Patriots (@KCChiefs007) October 3, 2020
Come on. Bring on the likes and RTs you cousin fuckers 😂 😂
— Fuck the Jets (@KCChiefs007) October 3, 2020
If Mizzou does beat Tennessee, which I believe will happen, the Vols meltdown on Twitter will be an absolute SIGHT to see
— Mizzou makes me sad (@TigerKingMizzou) September 29, 2020
200,000
Number of Covid deaths or number of #Mizzou WR drops?
You make the call.— The Mizzodcast (@mizzodcast) October 3, 2020
And to wrap it up, not a Mizzou fan, but you should know better, Pres
Somebody wake up Missouri
— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) October 3, 2020
Fuck Missouri. I feel like Rico with that pick
— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) October 3, 2020
— gmannVOLS (@gmannVOLS) October 3, 2020